How to transform pig/chimp frick/fondle lovers into art patrons

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And now for some lovely statistics:

The response so far has been mixed at best. Like a poodle trying to mount a horse with the aid of three Persian cats and a ski jacket, it’s been awkward, messy and surprisingly effective. Perhaps the statistics below tell a better story:

Over 25,000 hits from the redirect pages. (Given that my sites didn’t rank all that highly within google, I’m thinking of investing in petting zoos)

The majority of those who hit my redirect pages continued to explore the artworks they for at least a few more pages. (and some artworks need extensive mouse use, so at least one hand was occupied)

Around 15-20 percent of pug fondlers (and other pet lickers) spent ten minutes or more. (that is a lot of wasted lotion, and heaps of saved paper towels)

Eighteen angry e-mails. Nine confused e-mails. Three nice e-mails. (some excerpts are below, although I’ve left off the non-english e-mails, babelfish awaits)

Significant traffic increases from Germany, Poland, Netherlands and France.
(Hmmm….I wont even touch this statistic)

And what does the future hold? :

As the googlebots move through, it appears my sites are starting to drop away, as I removed all the canine penetration metadata. But I am noticing many, many seemingly unsuspecting sites which are inadvertently hosting redirect pages. Sites like university research centers, non profit organizations and even a few church sites (maybe those are inadvertent, at least those in Colorado Springs). So, if we spread the word, check our own sites, we can use these things to spread some unexpected beauty, or interesting net experiences.

And still more happy happy google screen shots. Does eveything have to be free?:

and this of course is me favorite, yum yum yum.