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Twitter Archive - @ShadowMLA

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@ShadowMLA 11:50 PM - 6 Dec 2011If you're tired of shitting in the adjunct litterbox, join us! #omla
@ShadowMLA 9:12 PM - 8 Dec 2011Well, we ARE a joke and we have a blog now. http://shadowmla.tumblr.com/  RT @occupymla ...This is not a joke for us.http://t.co/0bf26gdY
@ShadowMLA 9:15 PM - 8 Dec 2011#smla12 tip: We're insulted by the idea of a t-shirt with a 3 headed cat on it. We'd rather have one with digital huge manatees on it.
@ShadowMLA 5:10 PM - 9 Dec 2011We've decided to hold an adjunct cuddle party tonight! DM for details! http://www.cuddleparty.com/  #omlahttp://t.co/IodhDe1A
@ShadowMLA 5:13 PM - 9 Dec 2011Hey, if enough people are interested, I'd be happy to host a cuddle party in my hotel room in Seattle. #mla12 #omla
@ShadowMLA 3:47 PM - 10 Dec 2011One of us just got a milkshake!!! #omla
@ShadowMLA 3:49 PM - 10 Dec 2011The thing is, it was a really expensive milkshake.
@ShadowMLA 3:51 PM - 10 Dec 2011I couldn't really afford it but I swear I don't ever buy milkshakes so I paid with a card.
@ShadowMLA 3:52 PM - 10 Dec 2011I asked the girl to make it extra thick.
@ShadowMLA 3:53 PM - 10 Dec 2011Return to your grading and stop using the account for your rambling. #omla #mla12
@ShadowMLA 4:03 PM - 10 Dec 2011I was thinking about making a Kickstarter account to get myself a milkshake. What do you think? #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:08 PM - 10 Dec 2011My gf down in the States has a smoothie (like a milkshake but healthier) but her institution is threatening to take it away. Very sad. #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:09 PM - 10 Dec 2011BC! NOW! #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:09 PM - 10 Dec 2011What does BC stand for? #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:10 PM - 10 Dec 2011Back channel, I think.
@ShadowMLA 4:11 PM - 10 Dec 2011Okay, I'm confused now. Can we just out ourselves? Pancake, is that you being mean to me for getting an interview? I mean, milkshake. #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:13 PM - 10 Dec 2011What is milkshake code for? I forgot. #omla
@ShadowMLA 4:25 PM - 10 Dec 2011We will be diligent in our callipygian cannonade of asinine codswallop which will surely get us the things we want! #omla
@ShadowMLA 7:07 PM - 10 Dec 2011@occupymla Seriously? It's your bizarre method. Do you not recognize all the awkward things tweeted from your account?
@ShadowMLA 7:10 PM - 10 Dec 2011@occupymla And it's also your odd choice of.....target? Is MLA the target or just the place of demonstration?
@ShadowMLA 7:11 PM - 10 Dec 2011@occupymla I think everyone thinks you look silly because you're not terribly unified & you chose an awkward digital medium for that.
@ShadowMLA 7:14 PM - 10 Dec 2011@occupymla You should all talk, make a blog, put what you're about in that blog, & then have a way for others to join you if they agree.
@ShadowMLA 7:20 PM - 10 Dec 2011@occupymla And on a very personal level, you enrage me because you come across as privileged, entitled people I don't want to work with.
@ShadowMLA 12:31 AM - 12 Dec 2011We don't believe in shaming undergrads. We teach with respect, compassion, & the knowledge that everyone is different. #omla #mla12
@ShadowMLA 1:44 AM - 12 Dec 2011We demand compassion. http://shadowmla.tumblr.com/post/14108525669/occupymla-just-finished-grading-an-epically-bad … #omla @occupymlahttp://t.co/VKAQY8iY
@ShadowMLA 2:18 AM - 12 Dec 2011Personally, we like to have sex in bed(s) with our girlfriend(s). We're just not very turned on by grading, I guess. #omla
@ShadowMLA 2:21 AM - 12 Dec 2011One of us will be holding a panel on Grading In Bed With Your GF at #mla12! Make sure you come! #winkwinknudgenudge
@miriamkp 7:28 PM - 12 Dec 2011Petition urging the NLRB to decide if grad students at private inst's have same rights to unionize as those at public http://gradlaborcounts.org/ http://t.co/tcwAjz21
@ShadowMLA 2:39 PM - 15 Dec 2011@occupymla Yes, Mr. Nibbles. #omla
@ShadowMLA 3:11 PM - 15 Dec 2011#mla12 tip: We don't recommend anyone acting as childish as us online or otherwise. We don't have as much at stake as you do. #omla
@ShadowMLA 11:50 AM - 16 Dec 2011Who is our enemy; our foe? While you sleep, we gallop down your hallways chasing after it. #omla
@ShadowMLA 11:55 AM - 16 Dec 2011We know that @mlaconvention is in cahoots with that hollow ball with the bell inside. #omla #meow
@gavinsaywhat 7:30 PM - 15 Dec 2011the first rule of grading is, don't talk about grading
@ShadowMLA 10:11 AM - 17 Dec 2011The Kitteh, glancing up from its bloody meal toward the massive incoming meteor, roared might'ly to the skies: TENURE. #mla12
@ShadowMLA 10:16 AM - 17 Dec 2011BLOODY MEAL #whatmycatateforbreakfast #whatadjunctsateforbreakfast #whatWEateforbreakfast
@ShadowMLA 4:49 PM - 17 Dec 2011@GeorgeOnline Rest assured, if we had the money & vacation days left, we'd fly out to play the part for you.
@ShadowMLA 5:03 PM - 17 Dec 2011Felt stupid and left out because no one would even tell you what #HoL11 was? #occupythatcamp #omla
@ShadowMLA 5:10 PM - 17 Dec 2011Occupy is just another word for nothing left to lose. #omla
@ShadowMLA 1:02 AM - 18 Dec 2011WIZARD, WERE COMING FOR U.
@ShadowMLA 1:10 AM - 18 Dec 2011Tybalt, you've said too much. We really didn't want the Wizard to know about The Restaurant. Your gf is in danger now. #omla
@ShadowMLA 1:15 AM - 18 Dec 2011Someone else wrote it. You know that, right?
@ShadowMLA 1:22 AM - 18 Dec 2011@occupymla We know who you are now.
@ShadowMLA 5:19 PM - 18 Dec 2011Drunken Scottish ballad gf restaurant job tweets -> ??? -> PROFIT #omla
@ShadowMLA 8:45 AM - 19 Dec 2011We will be sad if @occupymla stops tweeting their story.
@ShadowMLA 9:32 AM - 19 Dec 2011We want @occupymla to know they're always welcome to attend the 2012 Shadow MLA in Washington, DC (dates TBA).
@ShadowMLA 9:34 AM - 19 Dec 2011We would also like to propose today be known as Hug A Fake Account Day in order to show @occupymla that we don't want them to quit!
@ShadowMLA 9:35 AM - 19 Dec 2011 @occupymla
@ShadowMLA 9:37 AM - 19 Dec 2011 @alienweedman
@chronicle 11:17 AM - 19 Dec 2011Non-tenure-track faculty may occupy the MLA convention: http://chroni.cl/sJ84x2 http://t.co/ZUkHFcM7
@ShadowMLA 11:41 AM - 19 Dec 2011We're starting a movement, @chronicle. Write about us? Give us some pettins and lovins? Maybe some treats...? TENURE TRACK NOW!
@ShadowMLA 7:25 PM - 19 Dec 2011 @Occupy_MEL
@ShadowMLA 7:26 PM - 19 Dec 2011 @occupy_moo
@ShadowMLA 7:26 PM - 19 Dec 2011 @marks_toe
@ShadowMLA 7:29 PM - 19 Dec 2011We're SAD PANDAS today because nobody gave us a hug! Three-headed feline adjuncts need love, too! #omla
@ShadowMLA 8:58 PM - 19 Dec 2011@occupymla Pussycats.
@ShadowMLA 11:41 PM - 19 Dec 2011Change of plans. #occupygirlfriendsapartment
@ShadowMLA 12:17 AM - 20 Dec 2011 @occupymlas_gf
@ShadowMLA 11:08 PM - 20 Dec 2011You know what? We wouldn't call us for an interview or hire us because we look like idiots on the internet. #omla
@ShadowMLA 11:09 PM - 20 Dec 2011We understand frustration and the idea of having nothing left to lose, though. #omla
@ShadowMLA 11:28 PM - 20 Dec 2011At some point, we'd like to have dialog about accountability. We. Us and YOU. (Yes, you.) #omla
@ShadowMLA 9:33 PM - 4 Jan 2012@MLAconvention Ah-HA! We knew you received ninja training.
@ShadowMLA 7:09 PM - 5 Jan 2012We're in your convention, hiding in the shadows. #mla12 http://twitpic.com/83o5hs http://t.co/KAqJF4tn
@wynkenhimself 7:33 PM - 5 Jan 2012I truly believe that if we can't involve students to their benefit in what we do to, we shouldn't be doing it that way. #mla12
@ShadowMLA 3:25 PM - 6 Jan 2012@mattthomas Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
@mattthomas 3:03 PM - 6 Jan 2012Sort of defies the idea of open access, don't you think? #mla12 pic.twitter.com/zcflN6ERhttp://t.co/zcflN6ER
@ShadowMLA 1:22 AM - 7 Jan 2012@rgfeal We agree that there is a serious lack of milkshakes at #mla12.
@ShadowMLA 1:24 AM - 7 Jan 2012We demand open access......to milkshakes! #mla12
@BendProf 1:16 PM - 7 Jan 2012Call for papers on NTT/Adjunct Faculty concerns, research, incl. comm colleges, ADE Bulletin #mla12 http://bit.ly/wwSbDZ http://t.co/axvBttj3
@trentmkays 8:52 PM - 8 Jan 2012I find it ironic that the #mla13 theme includes open access, but MLA is part of an org that doesn't support open access. Hrm. #oa #mla12
@ShadowMLA 11:23 PM - 9 Jan 2012Stanley Fish is not a nom, Mr. Nibbles. #whatmycatdidnoteatforbreakfast
@AlienWeedMan 6:24 PM - 12 Jan 2012If you love digital humanities so much, why don't you marry it?
@ShadowMLA 6:31 PM - 12 Jan 2012@laglowzenski We occupied Stanley Fish and Conference Sex instead. (Close enough.) #omla
@laglowzenski 3:25 PM - 12 Jan 2012So what ever became of #omla? Anything at all?
@USATODAYcollege 2:25 PM - 16 Jan 2012Study says it can be healthy for college students to have imaginary friends - http://usat.ly/yLAmTM http://t.co/PXQdrU3D
@ShadowMLA 7:31 PM - 19 Jan 2012We had a black raspberry milkshake today to celebrate the year's first batch of listserv messages. We're ready. Are you? #omla
@ShadowMLA 2:23 PM - 23 Jan 2012@trentmkays Just because it looks like we're napping doesn't mean we aren't ready to pounce at a moment's notice.
@ShadowMLA 10:42 PM - 23 Jan 2012Sniff, sniff. Why does our Twitter feed smell like fish? #occupystanleyfish
@ShadowMLA 9:25 AM - 2 Feb 2012Mrrrow.
@ShadowMLA 9:21 PM - 18 Sep 2012@wynkenhimself Yes.
@ShadowMLA 11:31 PM - 15 Nov 2012Meow. #mla13
@ShadowMLA 11:50 PM - 23 Dec 2012@juanahang @ChangerCharles @CompHaze Never amounted to anything? Well, that's rude. We're just late bloomers.
@ShadowMLA 11:53 PM - 23 Dec 2012Rather be napping in that narrow little spot between the couch and the bookcase instead of worrying about #OMLA? Join us! #mla13
@ShadowMLA 7:26 AM - 28 Dec 2012The last time I had an interview in a hotel room, it was for something completely different... #mla13 #omla
@ShadowMLA 11:33 AM - 28 Dec 2012@katinalynn Might we suggest adopting us? The life of a house cat is clearly superior to that of an academic.
@ShadowMLA 11:43 AM - 28 Dec 2012@SaveAsWTF We talked it over and we think you're part of the problem, not the solution. We have claws, you know.
@ShadowMLA 11:46 AM - 28 Dec 20129 lives > 999 lines! Join us! #kittehMLA13 #mla13 #omla
@ShadowMLA 5:29 PM - 28 Dec 2012@SaveAsWTF ...what? Send us your CV and then maybe we'll talk. We think you're part of the joke.
@ShadowMLA 10:17 AM - 30 Dec 2012Know any good spots to get a milkshake in Boston? Milkshakes are kind of our thing. #MLA13
@ShadowMLA 1:22 PM - 7 Jan 2013@rgfeal @GeorgeOnline I'm taking a course called Technology In Higher Ed this semester & if it's not about cats, I'll be sad.
@ShadowMLA 1:23 PM - 7 Jan 2013@rgfeal @GeorgeOnline I also kind of want to keep track of how many times the word MOOC is said out loud or maybe do a drinking game.
@ShadowMLA 1:25 PM - 7 Jan 2013@rgfeal @GeorgeOnline And I also realize I'm logged into the Shadow MLA account but that's okay bc we endorse cats, technology, & drinking.
@ShadowMLA 1:26 PM - 7 Jan 2013@rgfeal @GeorgeOnline *We endorse drinking milkshakes.
@ShadowMLA 2:08 PM - 20 Jan 2013We prefer #catfish to #netprov.
@ShadowMLA 10:27 AM - 28 Jan 2013Welcome to the dark side, @samplereality.
@ShadowMLA 7:19 AM - 8 Apr 2013Meow. #meow
@ShadowMLA 9:05 AM - 8 Apr 2013Infiltration. #dayofdh
@ShadowMLA 9:46 AM - 1 May 2013We are in favor of higher pay, benefits, and milkshakes for adjunct faculty.
@ShadowMLA 11:15 AM - 1 Jun 2013@noeljackson @readywriting Don't send a netprov to do a cat's job. We are the SMLA and we will stealthily take down the MLA. Join us.
@ShadowMLA 11:45 AM - 1 Jun 2013@MLAconvention You will never find us. We are very sneaky. #mla14
@ShadowMLA 10:52 PM - 7 Jan 2014*lurking* #mla14
@ShadowMLA 7:38 PM - 20 Jan 2014@pankisseskafka @noeljackson @ncecire @tressiemcphd @audreywatters @erikwdavis Don't hate on our members.